Thursday, July 19, 2007

Theory: Choosing a gf is like choosing shoes.

1. While choosing shoes, one first looks at his budget and then decide what to buy, similarly while choosing a gf one looks at his "aukat" first and then go for choosing. Both "aukat" and money are quantitative items, and decides ones ability to get a girl and buy shoes respectively.

2. While choosing a gf or shoes, one always adore girls (out of aukat) and shoes (out of budget).

3. No one knows how long its going to last.

4. Looks: it matters alot in both cases. Comfort: Matters more than looks. Every man has the tendency to go for looks rather than comfort although he knows that comfort matters more than looks.

5. New shoes and new gf appears comfortable because one is illusioned by its looks.

6. Sooner or later both gf and shoes will loose its beauty. What's left is comfort.

7. In case one chooses a wrong gf or wrong pair of shoes as there is high probability one will, one has to live with it or wear it until they become comfortable. In this process of making things comfortable for oneself, one has to be patient as no-one knows how much time its going to take.


I was a child when started choosing shoes according to my comfort. Looks matters but its not that difficult to choose for more comfortable shoes when you know comfortness matters more. From last 10 years I am spending money on sleepers as i now i am more comfortable with it. So, if you want a gf compatible to you or you are looking for comfort, start with buying a pair of shoes keeping in mind comfort the priority. And, its okay to increase budget for shoes as they matter alot in our life (i hope u "ll get me what i wanted to say). I believe very strongly that for every guy there is a pair of shoes designed especially for him and a girl especially designed for him. All you have to do is to search that pair of shoes and that girl. All the best.




P.S: When I said "I believe very strongly that for every guy........bla bla bla", I didn't believe in it. I wrote it because I thought this line would give a moral or a conclusion or a hope to you. Reality is : no one knows whether there are shoes or girls especially designed for you only. Still, why not try for comfortable shoes and gf. Rest everything I wrote, I believe. Cheers!

5 Comments:

Blogger neo said...

typo error .."similarly a girl especially designed for him"..it shud b her..

I didnt like ur First point when u said smth abt 'aukat'..that made it crappy and the rest tried to cover it up..

Last lines the standard bollywood dlgs..huh..

I feel theres a lot much diff b/w a shoe and a relation(gf in case here)..Say U buy a shoe based on watever likes and constraints u have. U liked it but u felt nothing special abt it. But as u use them more Do U get the feeling that "Ah..these r the shoes i always wanted to wear..These were the shoes i was looking for my entire life??"..No u dont..But in a relation u do feel that way..Like a old wine as time passes u like it more..'

Neo

3:34 PM  
Blogger Tarun Soni said...

Excellent comparison, but at some points the comparison is just too opinionated. But the creativity as well as the irony makes it a treat to read...

5:46 PM  
Blogger DC said...

whatEver brand or Comfortable shoes you choose , it has to worn out some day. And You have to go for anoother anyway..
I don't know (I dnt had experince either)if you can apply same to girls.

dc

12:03 AM  
Blogger Samar said...

When are you going to get your shoes dude ?? :-)

4:33 PM  
Blogger Kafir said...

tune joote pahne kahan kabhi !!!!
i loved it although do not buy all that u said. but it was entertaining.
don't how ur gf will react to it............

8:16 PM  

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